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Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

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Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

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14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

3/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

2/6/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

2/1/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

1/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/7/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

8/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

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Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

7/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

7/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

5/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

5/9/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

4/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

3/1/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

2/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

2/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

2/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

1/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/9/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

9/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

9/7/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

9/1/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

8/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

6/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

5/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

5/1/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

3/5/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

It's 9:15 PM here in Eclypze Land and team reporter as well as HOF inductee Juan Kern has breaking news to report: "The anticipation was immense, Eclypze fans were on the edge of their seats in anticipation for weeks about jersey number rumors, but tonight fans finally have their big news. That's right, Connie Mcintyre, the one and only, has decided to change his jersey number from 23 to 99. More details will be release to the press at a later date as the situation clarifies."

After hearing this report from Juan Kern we've managed to track down Connie at Bill's 32nd Street Saloon.

Beat Reporter:"I see you've been working on your game with those whisky shots. But Connie, fans are dieing to know why you decided to change your number and why you picked number 99?

Connie Mcintyre: "hiccup...errr, what? Nummm...BERRR 99...hiccup...OK!".

There you have it folks, Connie Mcintyre in his own words.

Last edited by smedlock at 2/1/2012 9:25:22 PM
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