We have disturbing news to report: Eclypze superstar Horacio Saiz Perez attacked rookie sensation Nemesio "The Nemesis" Xermade in the locker room with a knife. Nemesio was able to avoid the brunt of the blow and suffered only a grazing hit along his ribs. It is unclear what provoked such an attacked, here is an account from veteran Juan Kern: "yeah dude we was just chillin in the locka room after a big loss against The High Tops yo. We lost real bad and Horacio was flippin yo. All the sudden Nemesis and Horacio get in an argument in rapid fire spanish (Nemesio is Latino). We had no clue what they be fightin about then Horacio pulls out a knife and goes at Nemesis. It took all of us to get Horacio on the ground, that dude is strong as a motha-f---"

Here is team PR manager's take on the incident, "you know, Horacio was upset ever since we traded his brother Barbu Popescu to a team in New Zealand. He also wanted to play in Europe to be closer to his gypsy family in Romania. The team has also been losing a lot lately and he didn't take to kindly to that. All of his frustrations just boiled over that moment in the locker room. We are lucky no one was injured."

Ecylpze and The Nemesis declined to press charges, instead trading Horacio to a Finnish team where he can enjoy playing basketball among the reindeer and eskimos.

Despite all of the turbulence and difficulty this year, Eclypze fans continue to show their loyalty by selling out the arena every game. We wish to thank Eclypze fans and let them know we are making moves to one day create one of the best teams in the nation.

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By: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295
To: INA-smedlock_995

66317.2 as reply to 66317.1
8/10/2010 10:02:44 PM

he might be a crazy sob, but that dude was shaping up to be one of the best SFs i have ever seen. if i had had the money, he would have been playing against you on my team for the next ten years. good luck with the tall dude from . . . what? China?

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By: INA-smedlock_995
To: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295

66317.3 as reply to 66317.2
8/11/2010 2:48:01 PM

Yeah he was shaping up to be a special player.

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