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Press Announcements

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

Eclypze is excited to welcome world renowned trainer Amitesh Devi from India. Amitesh runs a spiritual retreat in India known as an ashram that is specifically devoted to athletes. For years gold medalists, world cup soccer players and basketball players have visited the ashram to reach their full athletic potential. When Devi trains athletes he doesn't just consider traditional physical exercises but looks at the health of the entire person, their mind, body and spirit. He uses a variety of ancient Ayurvedic techniques to focus the mind of athletes, as well as more well known techniques like yoga. Every athlete who has ever visited has been thrilled with Amitesh's ashram and has usually gone on to great success.

Amitesh has decided to leave India and devote all of his time to training the Eclypze ball club. Amitesh has never left India before but Eclypze made him an offer he couldn't refuse with a weekly salary of $102,000 plus an increase of 2% for every week he stays. Amitesh is not known as a materialistic person but he views this as a great opportunity to help the people in his hometown as he will be devoting 90% of his salary to charities for the poor. It is not believed Amitesh will be here for a long time as he will desire to return to India eventually, but hopefully he stays as long as possible to train some of the best basketball players in the world. Eclypze plans to be very active in the draft next year and we are thrilled to have Amitesh to train our young players.

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