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Eclypze Announcer Suffers Seizure Trying to Pronounce Names

2/25/2014  1 replies    

Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

1/10/2014  0 replies    

Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

10/13/2013  0 replies    

Fans Accuse Eugene Smith of Ballhogging in Playoff Loss

5/31/2013  1 replies    

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

1/3/2013  2 replies    

Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

8/17/2012  3 replies    

Bulgarian Imports Seek to Make Big Impact

4/28/2012  1 replies    

14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

3/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

2/6/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

2/1/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

1/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/7/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

8/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

8/3/2011  0 replies    

Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

7/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

7/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

5/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

5/9/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

4/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

3/1/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

2/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

2/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

2/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

1/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/9/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

9/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

9/7/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

9/1/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

8/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

6/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

5/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

5/1/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

3/5/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

Sporting a 290k team salary, the largest of any team in division III.6, team owner Smedlock has kept to his promise to avenge the playoff upsets of the last two seasons. Smedlock stated, "though I'm usually a budget minded owner, that line of thinking has got us nowhere the past few seasons. No expense will be spared to promote to division two and go as far as possible in the cup. We are all-in this season".

The team got off to a rocky start against the Ozark Tigers whose manager has been vacant for the past month and is believed to be retiring soon. Ozark enjoyed a small lead throughout most of the game, with their two dominant big men having their way against Eclypze's undersized front court, but Eclypze got the best of the Tigers in the fourth quarter. Last night Eclypze added a PF from Spain to the team to help shore up the front line. Despite having such a high salaried team, no one knows how well this team will perform, especially as the coach is still trying to figure out how to best use all of the newly acquired stars, and which tactics will best suit them. Although the team will face a tough challenge in the next two games, with the Toronto Traptors and Lake Charles Creoles coming up, management is confident that as the season progresses it will be very difficult for any team in this league to defeat Eclypze.
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By: INA-snakeyes07_469
To: INA-smedlock_995 		177682.2 as reply to 177682.1
11/7/2011 3:10:59 PM
Yeah... I hope your team advances because if the recent additions are any indication, your team is going to be really hard to beat this year. Good luck to you.

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By: INA-smedlock_995
To: INA-snakeyes07_469 		177682.3 as reply to 177682.2
11/7/2011 6:00:06 PM
Promoting won't be easy, Schrodas won't go down without a fight and teams like yours and Lake Charles are one move away from being on our level. I'm going to try to win as many games as possible during the regular season so that even if I lose in the playoffs, I still got a shot at promoting.

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